Global Museum Rocks!

From the Global Museum, I bring you amusing AM thingies:

** Mad cows sent to anger management
"These cows must seek professional help to confront their inner rage," said Dr. Milton Shepherd of the U.S. Department of Agriculture. "Otherwise,
millions of Americans will never feel safe eating a hamburger or a juicy, steaming bowl of Beef-a-Roni."

** Slimy tribute to politicians raises eyebrows
Insect experts are at odds over plans to name three newly-discovered species of slime-mould beetle after United States President George Bush,
Vice-President Dick Cheney and Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld

And in a final bit of local news,

** Archaeologist uncovers suit of flexible armour in Jamestown trash pit
Archaeologists have discovered at least a partial suit of flexible body armour that early Jamestown colonists found to be effective protection
during Indian attacks


Well I found that all nifty. Off to work!

PS I had a nice dream with a kitten last night!

Do I Need to Bring a Towel?

Going to see Hitchhiker tomorrow! Perfect end to a disgustingly long, irritating week. Huzzah!