Taking a Naughty Day!

Given the week/month/year I've had, I'm just taking today off. Barring doing laundry and cleaning as, well, I like things clean dangit!, I am just going to chill out and do nothing constructive. I am sick and tired of thinking about all the shit I have to deal with, so today I'm just not dealing with any of it! I slept in late, had ice cream for breakfast, and am shortly going to plunk my butt in front of the tv and watch movies and read comic books and stuff. So there!

Why do I bother?

Five minutes of Christian Kane is not worth this Spielberg crap. The Indians get Jedi'd and the whites (good, bad, and ugly) are just annoying. Also just looking at land that flat makes me shudder. Mostly I wonder if my ancestors back then were as cynical as I am.

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INDIAN GUY, in subtitles: We are a proud and simple people. Running Nose and Smokes Peyote have had many dreams of men in blue coats like you. Blah blah blah.

WHITE GUY: This land is our land, this land is our land...

ME: Stupid motherfuckers. Damn, it's flat out here. Why do they keep giving Spielberg money? He hasn't made a decent movie since Schindler's List and even that was appalling in its minimalization of historic events and overuse of Liam Neeson peeing. Since when did historical epic become synonymous with "longwinded and boring"? Oh yeah, with STEVE. At least we can thank whatever little dying god is out there that Tom Hanks isn't in this sucker.

WHITE GUY: But, but, we have Keri fucking Russell!

INDIAN GUY, in broken English: We give many cow for Keri fucking Russell!

ME: Yes, and that is why you truly lost the west. Now go whine about your cultural loss while running multimillion nontaxable casino-things.

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