Just LOOK at this schedule for the Comic Con Sandiego. I don't think I've ever seen that many people I'm in awe of listed in the same place before. Alas and alack the day, and fuck the west coast!
So The Guardian is having a contest for people to write in with their versions of the death of Dumbledore, since he's expected to pop off when the new book comes out in a couple weeks. However, I can't enter, since I'm not British and I have the keyboard of a sailor. So here for your amusement is my take...