An Open Letter to Pretentious Artists Everywhere

Please don't name your work Untitled. That way when someone wants to actually look your work up, they can have an actual title like "Kiddie Pool filled with Floating Bowls" instead of three hundred "Untitled, ca. 1993's".

I'm just sayin'.

PS. To all Muslims demanding the Pope's removal: Um, yeah. Notice anything about Popes? They get the job for LIFE. And if you suicide-bomb the Vatican, the Italians will be PISSED.