When Romance Covers Go Wrong

...well at least they do when they are digitized and redone mockingly. Not sure why they retooled Marillier's Son of Shadows though since that was fantasy, not romance.

How can you tell? There's like a one page love-scene. One. One page. Most romance novels, have, y'know, more. Cos they're like porn for teenage girls who still haven't had sex ed. And people with corset fetishes.