The New Star Trek Trailer

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Huh. Well that was...vague.

Okay, here's what I want in the reboot that may or may not be a reboot:

1. I want Kirk and Spock to finally get it on.

2. I want the Cold War metaphors to be nixed.

3. Do Klingons have ridges or not? Let us know!

4. I want the Federation/Starfleet to not be painfully, utopianly perfect. I want flawed human beings who fuck up on occasion. I want Kirk to play the Kobayashi Maru....and fail!

5. I'd really like to be able to look at Zachary Quinto and not think "Sylar!"

C'mon, Abrams. Do it for me!