Dear NuTrek Fans:

Fictional stories in which Kirk and Spock are in a sexual relationship? That's called K/S. Not "Spirk." "Spirk" is what you say when accidentally stab yourself in the thigh with your own eating utensil because you're so irritated with the stupidities of Reboot fandom.

Also? Stop with all the Half-Vulcan Mary Sues. If there were THAT many Half-Vulcan spawn running around, then the species has a helluva lot more to worry about with extinction issues than just blackholes.

Grargh. That is all.