Inadvisable Silliness

Scott and I started inadvisedly coming up with printer pick-up lines:

Me: "Hey, baby, I want to work in your job case."
Scott: "Hey, baby, you can set my moveable type any day."
Me: "Hey, baby, you can come to my correcting stone any time."
Scott: "Hey, baby, want to see my block of wood?"
Me: "...That I can...carve into a relief...this isn't working."
Scott: "Yeah, no, delete! Delete delete!"
Me: "Can we get a stop-press correction on this, please?"

For the record, he'd had coffee and I hadn't. no idea if that clarifies or makes it all even more ridiculous.