Sort of an Update, I guess

 Went to get my breast ultrasound. Did it, then was sent to wait for the radiologist. A lil bit later they bring me in for a second ultrasound, because apparently she can't quite see what's up. Repeat. Later they bring me in a third time. Then they decide fuck it, another mammo. Then the radiologist says "So we can't tell what's going on so we're gonna get you an appointment for a ::checks notes:: stereostatic biopsy" for next week.

::sigh:: As a nurse friend points out though, the fact that they are having this much trouble means that whatever it is is so small and so new that I'll have plenty of treatment options if necessary.