For posterity's sake

I learned about the Taylor Swift engagement not from news alert pushes, not from fan friends or memes, but WHEN MY HUSBAND TEXTED ME ABOUT IT.

My main thoughts remain:

1) Scott heard about it first, and also this confirms he was a "secret" Swiftie all along (look I know he borrows my Swift albums and also ONLY my Swift albums)

and 

2) because I'm horrible, my immediate reaction was "if they get divorced the follow-up album will be AMAZING."