As We Get Slap-Happy

[caitri]

One Week Ago...

Robin: Hey look at this:




Me: Awesome! Hal, can we get one for the exhibit?
Hal: Sure!
Cassie orders it.

Today...

Cassie: Hey look at what came in! Do you guys want to come see?
Hal: Cait has to open it. If I open it first she'll kill me.
Cait: No, I won't. Hey this is awesome!
Robin: You actually got it? That's great!
Melissa, Mary, and Cady agree. The Admin Suite is running on estrogen today.
Todd: It's not going in the exhibit.
Me: But it's SOOOO cute!
Todd: You see that part in the catalog where it says "Spring 2010 exhibit designed and fabricated by Todd"? Right there? Not happening.
Me: Please!!!!!
Cady: Try harder, Cait.
Me: PLEASE!!!!! *SAD PUPPY EYES*
Todd: I have a seven year old daughter. I am strong.
Me: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todd: We'll talk about it later.
Me: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
Todd: How about this, you stop asking and I won't mention Eragon anywhere.
Lyndsey: Dude, you better listen to him. Eragon sucked balls.
Me: ... Done. ... I hate you, man.
Todd: I know.
Hal: Next exhibit, Cait.