Movie Review: Clash of the Titans
Apr. 11th, 2010 08:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caitriUm. You might wanna check out cleolinda's brilliant parody first.
Right, back now? Excellent.
Okay, so Hollywood? Stay the fuck out of my cosmology cos it gives me a headache.
The ONLY things I liked about this film:
*Sam Worthington
*Bubo's cameo ("What IS this?" "Leave it!")
*Perseus doesn't hook up with Barbie
*some of the costuming (the Minoan dancing outfits were nice)
The things I didn't like? Pretty much the rest of the movie. OMG. What is WITH American culture and the hating on Hades? Not cool. So much of it was just...dumb. Like not even Independence Day dumb, like Phantom Menace dumb. I mean, ZEUS GIVES PERSEUS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER! WTF????
Grr.
Right, back now? Excellent.
Okay, so Hollywood? Stay the fuck out of my cosmology cos it gives me a headache.
The ONLY things I liked about this film:
*Sam Worthington
*Bubo's cameo ("What IS this?" "Leave it!")
*Perseus doesn't hook up with Barbie
*some of the costuming (the Minoan dancing outfits were nice)
The things I didn't like? Pretty much the rest of the movie. OMG. What is WITH American culture and the hating on Hades? Not cool. So much of it was just...dumb. Like not even Independence Day dumb, like Phantom Menace dumb. I mean, ZEUS GIVES PERSEUS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER! WTF????
Grr.
