Fanfic U?

[caitri]

*imitates Mal* Huh.

HowToWriteFanFiction.com

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All of these free writing resources are dedicated to help you write stories that stand out from the crowd and garner you the comments and reviews that you deserve. So don’t wait, get started your next story right now. How to Write Fan Fiction will be there to help you from start to finish. (We even have tips on how to edit your own fan fiction!)

There's even an associated book on Amazon.com.

I...have no words.

Comments

[aadarshinah.livejournal.com]

I have a word. Three, actually:

WTF?

[caitri.livejournal.com]

As a friend pointed out, you will note that it does *not* say "here's how to make $$$$$ and get a movie deal off your fanfic!!!!!!!!!"

[treksnoopy.livejournal.com]

*Looks puzzled*

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

... I can't even.

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

I - wow. Interesting.

[morfin.livejournal.com]

Ok, the sex scene template is ALL WRONG. If done correctly, a sex scene template should, by itself, work as sex aid much like the old Penthouse Forums. There should be a long graphic list of activities to check off, preferably with visual aids ;)

[caitri.livejournal.com]

Intimate encounters are a huge part of Fan Fiction; nothing inspires the writer’s imagination like two characters with unresolved feelings for each other. Usually when it comes to a sex scene, coming up with scenarios is easy, but getting it on the page is a little harder, especially if it’s your first time.

CAN'T. STOP. GIGGLING!

[caitri.livejournal.com]

*points wordlessly to the sex scene worksheet*

[caitri.livejournal.com]

..If you can, will you let me know?

[caitri.livejournal.com]

Dude. DUDE. THERE'S A SEX SCENE WORKSHEET. Whut??

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

Whoa. I would kind of love to see this thing, for shits and giggles.

[caitri.livejournal.com]

Click on Worksheets, then the Sex Scene Worksheet. What kind of sex are the characters having? Uhhhhhhhh, the...good...kind?

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

Okay, that worksheet is a lot less helpful than my friend's suggestion to "Use posable dolls!" (Kirk, McCoy, and Jessie from "Toy Story" - she's the only female doll of the right size! - have been performing unspeakable acts on the carpet in the name of research.)

[caitri.livejournal.com]

Dolls are best when other people can't touch them. Someone stole Cap to commit unspeakable things to Sulu last week when I wasn't in my office. IRON MAN HAD TO WATCH!

[treksnoopy.livejournal.com]

Holy hell!!!

Did you look at it? It's like a IDEK! Who,What,How---now write it!

LMFAO!!!!

[caitri.livejournal.com]

For me it was the question of What kind of sex are they having? and now I just started giggling all. Over. Again!

[treksnoopy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure my bottle of vodka is more helpful!