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caitriObi-wan's sentiments are totally mine. I saw Ep 3 today, and let me just say, I haven't been this pissed off at a movie since Titanic. Okay, I take that back, Titanic had better writing and acting. But they both felt even longer than they were, I kept wishing people would hurry up and die so I could leave, when they did start dying I kept giggling, and yeah, I am so totally burning George Lucas an effigy right now.
This was way worse than Phantom Plot. So much worse. At least it had Liam Neeson and Ewan's neat fake braids. It had a couple great moments in the last ten minutes (I bet James Earl Jones got a fucking HUGE check for all five of his lines) with regards to Ep 4 set-up, but the proceeding two hours....let's just say I'd rather have a concussion AND unlubed buttsex AND my kneecaps bitten off ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
I hope eps 4-6 haven't been ruined forever by this.
PS The Great Jedi Whacking: try humming "Another One Bites the Dust" to it. It totally works.
This was way worse than Phantom Plot. So much worse. At least it had Liam Neeson and Ewan's neat fake braids. It had a couple great moments in the last ten minutes (I bet James Earl Jones got a fucking HUGE check for all five of his lines) with regards to Ep 4 set-up, but the proceeding two hours....let's just say I'd rather have a concussion AND unlubed buttsex AND my kneecaps bitten off ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
I hope eps 4-6 haven't been ruined forever by this.
PS The Great Jedi Whacking: try humming "Another One Bites the Dust" to it. It totally works.
