Today in Rare Pairs That Don't Exist

[caitri]

Ella Lopez and Sam Winchester meeting on the internet and spending so much time geeking on some forensic science web board (or something). Eventually the boys are in LA for a case and Sam is all, like, "hey wanna meet?" and he has a crush on her anyway but oh hey it turns out she's so tiny and wonderful and also oops she's forensics and he's pretending to be FBI and oh hey CASE whoops, hijinks ensue, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EXPLAIN LUCIFER BEYONG "MULTIVERSE" but also Ella would be the President of the Destiel Shipping Club after five minutes. "Oh my God, JUST KISS ALREADY" she literally accidentally shouts at them and Sam's rolling his eyes like "I have been fucking saying that for years, bite me" at them. 

And okay but also For Reasons imagine Jody and Donna and Ella and Chloe. Another cop conference? Why the hell not.

Amenadiel and Castiel would be awkward, humanity loving angel bros. 

Would Dan and Dean end up going to improv together? WHO KNOWS.

Actually. Imagine Dean and Dr. Linda and AN HOUR OF GODDAMN THERAPY.

Meanwhile Jack is left unattended with Maze. "Tell me everything you know about sex. Go." indeed.

Anyways, fluff everywhere and nothing hurts, please and thank you!