Crackhead Squirrels
Oct. 10th, 2005 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caitriAllegedly, London squirrels are getting addicted to crack. The writer thinks there's worse things though.
But how depressing if they were to adopt this debilitating human vice. Others would follow. Viz, squirrel: "You holdin' out on me, girl? Got a few cashews down there somewhere you ain't tellin' me 'bout? Am I gonna have ta cut that pretty tail of yours...? Aah, sugar... you know you my best girl..."
But how depressing if they were to adopt this debilitating human vice. Others would follow. Viz, squirrel: "You holdin' out on me, girl? Got a few cashews down there somewhere you ain't tellin' me 'bout? Am I gonna have ta cut that pretty tail of yours...? Aah, sugar... you know you my best girl..."
