Review: The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
Dec. 5th, 2004 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caitriOkay, like National Treasure, this movie is deeply silly, particularly if your profession is any way involved.
1) There would never be a secret association of Librarians to protect secret things. The whole point of a friggin' Library is information access. You too can go into your local library and ask for information on how to, um, well, anything really and they will help. We're all free speech freaks.
2) Archivally speaking, we wouldn't leave valuable ancient and magical artifacts on little pillows and stuff even with signs. They would be in cases. Big ones. With nifty anti-theft stuff involved. C'mon now.
3) How come Noah Wylie has 22 degrees and none of them seem to be an MLS?
4) Kudos on having the Spear of Destiny looking all accurate. However, I am disappointed they didn't mention the "real" one is actually at a museum in Germany.
Other than that, I do like the whole catfight aspect: "Hey! Get your own geek!" Although why hot people in black leather don't fight over me, I will never understand...
1) There would never be a secret association of Librarians to protect secret things. The whole point of a friggin' Library is information access. You too can go into your local library and ask for information on how to, um, well, anything really and they will help. We're all free speech freaks.
2) Archivally speaking, we wouldn't leave valuable ancient and magical artifacts on little pillows and stuff even with signs. They would be in cases. Big ones. With nifty anti-theft stuff involved. C'mon now.
3) How come Noah Wylie has 22 degrees and none of them seem to be an MLS?
4) Kudos on having the Spear of Destiny looking all accurate. However, I am disappointed they didn't mention the "real" one is actually at a museum in Germany.
Other than that, I do like the whole catfight aspect: "Hey! Get your own geek!" Although why hot people in black leather don't fight over me, I will never understand...
