Because I'm Special

Raspberry Lemonade + vodka + ice cubes = Awesome.

Yeah.

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Andrew: Hey, so I'm stuck in the middle of traffic at Seven Corners and thought I'd call.
Me: Okaaaaaay?
Andrew: Hey what do you know about syphilis and gonnorhea in Ancient Rome?
Me: Off the top of my head?
Andrew: Yeah. For shits and giggles?
Me: Syphilis wasn't allegedly around until the discovery of the new world--Europeans had developed an immunity to it or something and then when they interactived with indiginous Americans it mutated or something? I don't know about gonnorhea??
Andrew: Okay. So hey I was listening to this audiobook of Dante's Inferno read by this Australian woman and it was like Mad Max in Hell. And you're the only person I could call up to tell this who wouldn't think I was drunk or crazy.
Me: (pause) (laughs until cries)