Because I'm Special

[caitri]

Raspberry Lemonade + vodka + ice cubes = Awesome.

Yeah.

~

Andrew: Hey, so I'm stuck in the middle of traffic at Seven Corners and thought I'd call.
Me: Okaaaaaay?
Andrew: Hey what do you know about syphilis and gonnorhea in Ancient Rome?
Me: Off the top of my head?
Andrew: Yeah. For shits and giggles?
Me: Syphilis wasn't allegedly around until the discovery of the new world--Europeans had developed an immunity to it or something and then when they interactived with indiginous Americans it mutated or something? I don't know about gonnorhea??
Andrew: Okay. So hey I was listening to this audiobook of Dante's Inferno read by this Australian woman and it was like Mad Max in Hell. And you're the only person I could call up to tell this who wouldn't think I was drunk or crazy.
Me: (pause) (laughs until cries)

Comments

[blue-jack.livejournal.com]

I love that you knew this off the top of your head. XD



And why are you sad, bb? *hugs*

[caitri.livejournal.com]

Oh, just real life junk putting me in a mood. :/

[blue-jack.livejournal.com]

I wish I could help. :( Would you like me to send you random WIPs I have to try and cheer you up?

[caitri.livejournal.com]

lol, thanks! I'm actually sending you an email about what's going on--just editing for clarity, etc. (Turns out really good lemonade makes spelling an issue, would you believe that?)

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

And today I learned something about Ancient sexually transmitted diseases. Huh.

[caitri.livejournal.com]

I'm a font of trivia that way.

[weepingnaiad.livejournal.com]

That's a conversation!

I do hope you feel better and that sounds like a lovely drink!

Waaaay better than the margarita that I had with dinner. :( I do not like tequila.

*hugs*
WN

[caitri.livejournal.com]

I don't think tequila is meant to be liked. I think it's meant to get you bumfuzzeled ASAP. If that is not your goal, it is not fun.