That One, Ladies and Gentlemen

Why yes, I did marry a man so terrified of spiders that, when he turns to the last page of Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys and sees a cartoon spider, makes an odd sort of squawking noise, drops the book, and then asks me to read the last page to him so he doesn't have to look at it.

....

Sometimes my neuroses pale in comparison.

What Cait Needs to Travel

Basic air travel needs are a soda, Reese's Pieces, and Harper's Magazine. I can now get through the next few hours with my iPod.

So when I was in Security they had a random test check. All I know is from where I was the guards yelled "Cease all movement!" and everyone just froze, and you could've heard a pin drop. Then a few minutes later a guy in a uniform by the machines explained it was a drill and thanked everyone for following requests and for remaining vigilant.

It was odd. And then I got to go in one of the new x-Ray machines. That was interesting.

I Scare Myself Sometimes

On the van home, listening to Beowulf in OE and writing fic.

Thought I would share, because I'm laughing at myself right now.