I am ridiculous

...but I think the world needs a Steve/Tony "I Was a Male War Bride" AU. In a WW2 where Steve was never frozen, and Tony was there all along and somehow British, Steve tries to take Tony home and is stymied by paperwork. So many hijinks ensue.

And y'know what. Tony does have nice gams.

And Bucky never stops laughing.

Cracky crack of crackness.