Just a Sci-Fi Kid Like Me

...but I think the world needs a Steve/Tony "I Was a Male War Bride" AU. In a WW2 where Steve was never frozen, and Tony was there all along and somehow British, Steve tries to take Tony home and is stymied by paperwork. So many hijinks ensue.

And y'know what. Tony does have nice gams.

And Bucky never stops laughing.

Cracky crack of crackness.

Ok so IDK WTF, but I have multiple neighbors who like to listen to music in their CARS. At 4:30 am, no less. Anyway so I woke out of a sound sleep and a halfdream and lay there annoyed only now I have plotbunnies I wanttoremember later, annnnd now theyturnedtheir radio off. Yay. Whatever. Thoughts:

1) LOTR fic but taking place in same universe as TWTD, solidifying my characterization thought that Lothiriel would totes be Jim's sweeter little sister if they were related, only thank goodness they totally aren't (except maybe by the 400K+ years that pass between Fourth AGe and 23rd c. ANYWAY Lothiriel and Eomer are in Gondor and she buys an illustrated erotic book which totes shocks the Gondorian bookseller, but of course when she shows it to Eomer he APPROVES. References that Jim was the first man they shared but not the last. Vocab question: what would be the feminine term for guthwine? Would they keep the term for lesbian couples/shieldmaidens or would they have their ownterms? (archaeologists have found evidence of m/m f/f marriages/civil unions so it would make sense Rohirrim would acknowledge both) In Gondor there is no termfor queer. Lothiriel gets a crush on a Gondorian maid in the House of Kings, songs and sexy times ensue.

2) there was a prompt for Captain America liberating Erik's camp a while back. Variation: Cap liberates Erik's camp and Erik becomes his teen sidekick ala Bucky. MutantHowling Commando FTW! Like Bucky, Erik would also totes have no probsdoing the dirty work Steve can't/won't do. AUAU if Cap doesn't get frozen and basically they continue together after the war, Steve trying to talk him out ofhisdreams of vengeance. Dude, the waythey MEET Charles isat that meeting at the CIA cos Steve would totes still be working for the government. (where's Howard?) anyway Charles/well-adjusted!Erik FTW. Would Erik still kill Schmidt if Steve was there or had been withhim the past 20 years??

Alternative, Steve liberates Erik's camp, then the mission with Zola's camp is shortly afterwards, etc. cue Magneto and co wreaking havok, Avengers show up, Erik is all OMG IT'S YOU and stands downimmediately. Bonus points if Charlesis somehow there too and informs Steve that Erik had this whole hero-worship/crush thing onhim and Tony is all "Grats Steve, you made Magneto GAY!" and Steve is all "well it fucking got him to not squash NY didn't it?" and Clint is all " Rogers I heart you so much for that."

Ok, slleepytime now.