Why I Heart Southland Tales

[caitri]

5) "We'll take the ATM with us to Mexico!"

4) Christopher Lambert. Heart.

3) "Pimps don't commit suicide."

2) Cheri Oteri is an evil mastermind.

and

Number 1) "You ripped a hole in the fourth dimension you stupid bitch!"

There's lots more. Go see this movie. Fuck Cannes!