Trust Me On This

[caitri]

We're watching Merlin:

Scott: How can they not know that Merlin is a wizard?
Cait: It's like don't ask, don't tell.
Scott: Huh?!
Cait: Pretend that "magic" is latent homosexuality. It'll make more sense that way.

Actual dialogue:

Morgana: I saw what you did. I know what it means.
Merlin: You did? It's not--I didn't...
Morgana: It's okay, I won't tell anyone.
Etc.

Cait: See?
Scott: You're right. The whole show makes a LOT more sense now.