caitri: (star trek)
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Title: Ju Rán
Author: caitri
Rating: PG
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy (mentioned)
Word Count: 376
Summary: Kirk. River. Prison break. Star Trek/Firefly x-over. Part of the First Rule of Flyin’ verse.
Disclaimer: I know this may come as a shock, but I am not, amazing as it may seem, Gene Roddenberry, J.J. Abrams, Paramount or Bad Robot. Joss Whedon, Fox, or Universal, either. Just so you know.



“Ugh,” Kirk mutters as he comes to. “Oh. Oh that sucked.”

“You alright there, Captain?” Mal asks. The man looks a little green around the gills….

“Captain?” Inara echoes blankly.

“Yeah, really long story,” Mal answers, still focused on Kirk. “Earth-That-Was, long lost colonies, massive conspiracies.” He pauses to look up at her with a sunny beam. “Know you wouldn’t be interested.” He turns his attention back to the other man, who is looking worse by the second. “C’mon, chwen, snap out of it. Anything happens to you your doctor’ll kill me.”

He hears some wet coughing behind him, followed by the unmistakable sound of throwing up. “Uh oh,” he mutters, backing away just as Kirk follows River’s example and vomits. It’s mostly bile and some yellow substance—probably whatever drugs the Blue Sun men had pumped into their systems.

Kirk makes a final sound of disgust. “God that’s gross.” He looks over Mal’s shoulder. “You okay, mei-mei?”

“Affirmative,” the moonbeam says, voice trembling slightly. She’s looking around their cell, her eyes wide. “Two by two…”

“…Hands of blue. Yeah, I saw.” Kirk makes a face.

“Do you have any idea what they’re talking about?” Inara asks Mal.

“Nope,” he says, standing up to look at her properly for the first time since their earlier reunion. “It’s kinda a habit of theirs. I take no mind of it and wait for ‘em to translate.”

Inara makes an impatient sound. “What have you gotten into this time, Mal?”

“I told you!” Mal shoots back in irritation. “Earth-That-Was, lost colonies, massive—“

“—conspiracies, yes, I heard you the first time,” Inara says dryly. “What I really wanted to know was how we get out of here? You heard what the officers said! We’re in Gong An Prison! We’re locked up with some of the worst offenders on the Core!”

“Wrong,” Jim says, voice surprisingly cool. “We’re not locked up with them. They’re locked up with us.” He grins at River, standing up. He takes something from his pocket and presses it to the center of the locked door. “Yuàn yì, mei-mei?”

Shi de,” River says obligingly, taking her place next to him. They grin at each other wildly, and as one, they kick open their cell.

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Date: 2011-02-01 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebilchickens.livejournal.com
This is awesome. :D

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:22 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
Hee, glad you liked it!

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Date: 2011-02-01 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikaratrenal.livejournal.com
Pretty please could we have some more! I absolutely love this verse, and am rather addicted. Keep up the great work!

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:22 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
Don't worry, Im workin' on it! ;)

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Date: 2011-02-01 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyntreaurora.livejournal.com
♥♡♥♡♥♡

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:21 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*squishes you*

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Date: 2011-02-01 05:29 am (UTC)
ext_2068: (tvm - firefly-serenity - silconshamen)
From: [identity profile] seticat.livejournal.com
Gotta have more, if only to find out how all of this happened.

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:20 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
Patience, we'll get there. 'Sides, it's the journey's the thing, dong ma? ;)

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:19 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*grins back*

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Date: 2011-02-01 06:00 am (UTC)
ext_26950: (Tony thumbs up)
From: [identity profile] tonks07.livejournal.com
I'm still in love with this crossover. Jim and River bonding and kicking ass is so fabulous it almost can't be contained in a single fic. :)

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:16 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
I know--it's ridiculous how awesome they are together!

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Date: 2011-02-01 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samjohnsson.livejournal.com
No universe is safe, that contains both Jim and River. The two in tandem? And synchronized? So very beyond words. I adore that you're continuing this 'verse so much (how'd I miss seeing the last one).

That said? Where does this fall, and what're they doing, with Jim kicking back around in Alliance space? The Federation doing their usual stellar "peaceable first contact"?

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Date: 2011-02-01 11:15 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
I'll let you know when I do? *g* Glad you're enjoying it!

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Date: 2011-02-01 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aadarshinah.livejournal.com
*claps* I for one love "Earth-That-Was, long lost colonies, massive conspiracy" stories. Especially ones where River and Jim are tag-teaming. *claps again*

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Date: 2011-02-02 12:48 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*G* Glad you liked it!!

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Date: 2011-02-01 02:04 pm (UTC)
avictoriangirl: (star trek)
From: [personal profile] avictoriangirl
This is awesome. You are awesome. End of story. ♥

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Date: 2011-02-02 12:48 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (obvious flirting is obvious)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
I *heart* you!!

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Date: 2011-02-01 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joirerson.livejournal.com
I like the Watchmen reference! Although for mildewy, never-did-figure-out-the-washing-machine-or-friends menace, it will always be Rorschach.

I am so excited to see more of this verse!! Kirk and River would get on surprisingly well, wouldn't they?

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Date: 2011-02-02 12:48 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (Default)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*G*G* You got the funny!!! *squishes you happily*

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Date: 2011-02-01 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tocourtdisaster.livejournal.com
<333

That is all. ;)

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Date: 2011-02-02 12:49 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (obvious flirting is obvious)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*squishes you happily*

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Date: 2011-02-01 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubynye.livejournal.com
And then??? AND THEN????

*grin* Seriously, this is awesome as it is, and oh, the awesomenesses it presages!

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Date: 2011-02-02 12:49 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
Hey, I promise I'll let you know what happens next as soon as I know!!!!! *G*

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Date: 2011-02-01 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sail-aweigh.livejournal.com
Is it wrong of me that I'm just waiting for the big massive orgy that is sure to follow all of the combined exploits of the Serenity and Enterprise crews? ::nods:: I'll keep waiting, it's sure to come. :D

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Date: 2011-02-02 12:50 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, I'm retarded today--do you mean a literal or a metaphorical orgy???

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Date: 2011-02-02 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sail-aweigh.livejournal.com
Literal! These guys are hot for each other! Mal and Jim, Jim and River, shove Kaylee and Bones in there, it's all good!

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Date: 2011-02-02 01:07 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
O_O

but but but Jim thinks of River like a SISTER!

Gaila and Kaylee are totes doin' it tho...

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Date: 2011-02-02 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mallorypen.livejournal.com
Heh, I almost feel bad for the prison guards.

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Date: 2011-02-02 03:39 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
Yeah, you should feel bad for them. Well, a little bad.

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Date: 2011-02-02 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bansheeqwn.livejournal.com
Yay...update! Absolute love how Jim and River are always in synch. Definitely looking forward to more updates!

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Date: 2011-02-02 03:39 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*G* Thanks1!

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Date: 2011-02-02 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suddenlyswept.livejournal.com
all fics should have a kirk, a mal, and a river. i'm just sayin.

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Date: 2011-02-02 04:08 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (conquered by you)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*G*G*G*G*

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Date: 2011-02-02 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weepingnaiad.livejournal.com
Love Jim and River bonding. They're epic together!

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Date: 2011-02-02 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com
It is pure and gleeful SHINY.

never mind Kirk + Spock, Kirk and River are team supreme. ...is it so bad that I want to see River kick arse, then state 'Live Long and Prosper' while Kirk laughs until his sides ache?

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Date: 2011-02-03 03:28 am (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
...DUDE.

Rvier would be all "Peace and long life," and Jim would be all "Actually, it's live long and--never mind." ;)

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Date: 2011-02-23 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fanfiction-rec.livejournal.com
I love your firefly/star trek crossovers - I think I could watch the two crews bounce off of each other all day.

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Date: 2011-04-16 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tolerik.livejournal.com
A Firefly/Star Trek crossover wasn't something I'd ever have thought to look for. I stumbled across this by chance after reading your modern au, and loved the whole thing.

I particularly like the rapport you have going on between Kirk and River.

I hope you'll write more in this series :)

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Date: 2011-04-16 04:57 pm (UTC)
ext_409703: (star trek)
From: [identity profile] caitri.livejournal.com
*G* Glad you like it!

I have vague ideas for more in the series but also more than a few projects which have eaten my brain. So....we'll see. :)

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