Seriously though, Sam doesn't go evil, per se. They are just both victims of their magical addictions. I'm sure you know something about that, Ms. Wants-a-poster-of-Chris-for-her-office-door.
Where is your imagination, woman? Just like the CHARACTERS in movies are not the actor that plays them, the CHARACTER of Ernie is not a puppet. He's a dude with a bizarre love for his rubber bath toy.
This is really how you spent your childhood? Watching Sesame Street and thinking about whether or not Bert and Ernie had little felt dicks? NOW IT IS MY TURN TO "I DON'T EVEN"
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. You pick the character you WANT to be and list everything you like about them. Then we'll say that that was my answer and put all this behind us because OMG, apparently I do not think what I thought I thought.
You know, Ernie doesn't have a spine, or a brain or internal organs of any kind, and most of the time he doesn't have LEGS. What is the preoccupation with his muppet junk? Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean you're meant to assume it doesn't exist. YOU NEVER SEE DEAN'S DICK, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THE CHARACTER IS MEANT TO HAVE ONE.
Well, first I was gonna say, "You're like the Librarian, 'cause you work in a Library that involves the bending of Space and Time, and also you enjoy your work."
But then I saw you much you didn't like being compared to Willow or Sam, and they're human so I take it back.
You're like a female, gender-parts-included, Waldorf or Statler, 'cause you've got a witty-yet-snarky comeback for everything.
Oh Gee I don't know I could say Kirk to make you squee but I wont I am gonna have to say you remind me of Willow from buffy. <3 Because you are that awesome, but Willow before she became a witch.
Dude. I didn't say evil Willow. Haven't we already discussed that I don't believe in the existence of the last few seasons of Buffy like A MILLION TIMES. Jesus.
I think you are very Kaylee-like. My argument: 1) Lots of squeeing 2) A love of a detailed subject that requires both intelligence and physicality 3) Apparent comfort in a Western-like atmosphere 4) Joy over things like fresh strawberries and other culinary delicacies 5) You are very genuine
(For the other guesses so far: Muppets are wonderful characters with a breadth of personality, but none of them really fit as well. Same with Star Trek. And I haven't watched all that much Buffy...I will someday when I have time and/or tenure.)
For stoves? I would think so... For experiments? Probably not-- my impression is that those are used for chemistry, and CERN doesn't really do tabletop experiments.
Okay that's what I thought. I'm betaing an AU where Jim Kirk's dad is a physicist who dies because in a CERN lab and I'm like, I'm pretty sure there aren't that kinda labs there...
It is in character for a physicist-type person to use a kitchen burner for ridiculous reasons, though. So if it is an at-home type of lab experiment, that would be reasonable. Alternately, the dad could somehow sneak past the elaborate security measures, and get caught in a beam line. (Radiation poisoning!) I don't think that's ever happened at CERN, but it could hypothetically happen.
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branchandroot
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Date: 2011-03-08 02:13 am (UTC)I'm gonna go with Sam and I mean that in a GOOD way. (Icon only kinda related)
But you're nicer. You're some sort of crazy Sam/Willow/Castiel hybrid.
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Date: 2011-03-08 02:16 am (UTC)That would be awesome if 2 out of 3 of those named didn't go evil and stuff.
*is a bit creeped out now*
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Date: 2011-03-08 02:20 am (UTC)Seriously though, Sam doesn't go evil, per se. They are just both victims of their magical addictions. I'm sure you know something about that, Ms. Wants-a-poster-of-Chris-for-her-office-door.
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Date: 2011-03-08 02:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 02:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 02:47 am (UTC)Soooooooo when I go all veiny who's going to remember the yellow crayon?
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Date: 2011-03-08 02:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:06 am (UTC)ALRIGHT. YOU'RE JIM KIRK, OKAY?
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:08 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:10 am (UTC)And I'm just saying that puppets don't have parts and that concept applied to me freaks me out.
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:14 am (UTC)This is really how you spent your childhood? Watching Sesame Street and thinking about whether or not Bert and Ernie had little felt dicks? NOW IT IS MY TURN TO "I DON'T EVEN"
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:22 am (UTC)I just want to not be evil or not have genitals, IS THAT SO WRONG?
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:29 am (UTC)Except for the ones in Smile Time.
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Date: 2011-03-08 03:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 03:34 am (UTC)I give you it.
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Date: 2011-03-08 04:33 am (UTC)But then I saw you much you didn't like being compared to Willow or Sam, and they're human so I take it back.
You're like a female, gender-parts-included, Waldorf or Statler, 'cause you've got a witty-yet-snarky comeback for everything.
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Date: 2011-03-08 04:36 am (UTC)That's the most terrifying answer by FAR.
o_0
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Date: 2011-03-08 04:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 04:45 am (UTC)I will be remembering it for years in the therapist's office.
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Date: 2011-03-08 05:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 02:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 07:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 07:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 07:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-09 12:05 am (UTC)1) Lots of squeeing
2) A love of a detailed subject that requires both intelligence and physicality
3) Apparent comfort in a Western-like atmosphere
4) Joy over things like fresh strawberries and other culinary delicacies
5) You are very genuine
(For the other guesses so far: Muppets are wonderful characters with a breadth of personality, but none of them really fit as well. Same with Star Trek. And I haven't watched all that much Buffy...I will someday when I have time and/or tenure.)
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Date: 2011-03-09 12:10 am (UTC)Unrelated, are there now or have there been in the past 25 years gas burners at CERN?
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Date: 2011-03-09 12:24 am (UTC)For experiments? Probably not-- my impression is that those are used for chemistry, and CERN doesn't really do tabletop experiments.
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Date: 2011-03-09 12:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-03-09 12:34 am (UTC)Alternately, the dad could somehow sneak past the elaborate security measures, and get caught in a beam line. (Radiation poisoning!) I don't think that's ever happened at CERN, but it could hypothetically happen.
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Date: 2011-03-09 12:35 am (UTC)