This is my life

[caitri]

I'm in a "training workshop" looking at Ways of Being diagrams and the instructor person is telling some story about losing the fancy keys to her new car. I don't get it. But one of my friends just dared me to bring a copy of Dianetics and a tin hat to the next session and I said yes.

This is why you can never let me get bored. I do very stupid things.

Comments

[littlemissgriff.livejournal.com]

Just remember to clutch your Dianetics close, look shifty eyed at everything, and jump when someone so much as breathes near you.

If you manage to throw Dianetics at someone in a fit of frightened panic, I will totally make you cookies.

Edit: Or a crochet Kirk.

[caitri.livejournal.com]

*peers at you* What KIND of cookies?

[littlemissgriff.livejournal.com]

... Oatmeal-walnut? or Oatmeal-whatever-seems-right? I'm a one-trick pony.

[caitri.livejournal.com]

Crocheted Kirk?

...

So by throw do you mean like a startled toss or a heavy lob???

[littlemissgriff.livejournal.com]

Whichever seems to fit the moment. I don't want to force you to break character.