This is my life

[caitri]

I'm in a "training workshop" looking at Ways of Being diagrams and the instructor person is telling some story about losing the fancy keys to her new car. I don't get it. But one of my friends just dared me to bring a copy of Dianetics and a tin hat to the next session and I said yes.

This is why you can never let me get bored. I do very stupid things.

Comments

[dramapunk.livejournal.com]

Uggghh. I hate that when Profs starts talking about stuff that's not going to help you with the course.


Don't for get the soup cans for the electroshock.

[caitri.livejournal.com]

See this is HR psychobabble that's not all that helpful to start with, which makes stupid stories even WORSE!!!

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

I can safetly say, as someone who has worked in HR, that there is a good chance that they know this. But HR is masturbatory by nature. :/

[caitri.livejournal.com]

It is also, as near as I can tell, the instructor's form of therapy. I now know way more about her relationships with her first husband, present husband, brother and sister-in-law, and mother than I want to know about SOMEONE I WORK WITH AND AM NOT REMOTELY CLOSE TO.

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

Don't for get the soup cans for the electroshock.

Don't be ridiculous, you're not allowed to use soup cans anymore. Those are cheap. You need the expensive, official cans that you can only buy in large sets.

[dramapunk.livejournal.com]

There is now a combination of yogurt and OJ all over my monitor. :D

[dramapunk.livejournal.com]

You will get through it. Just pretend your taking notes and doodle or write stories haha. Or ask if there will be a quiz on her personal life at the end.