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May. 4th, 2011 11:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caitri111 Male Characters Of British Literature, In Order Of Bangability
Eomer is number 16. *G*
Aragorn is number 2, Legolas 45. However, Tom Bombadil is 21, Severus Snape is 33 and ASLAN IS 32?!
Who the bloody fuck thinks about banging Aslan?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Also, Othello is 35 (that seems like a bad plan), Will Ladislaw is 84 (really?), Sirius Black is 26 (somehow I would have thought he'd get a little higher, but okay) Peter Pan is 68 (is that even legal?!), and Mr. Rochester is number 1 (and Darcy is close at 3).
I was getting really worked up about this and then I reminded myself that I'm getting worked up over pretend people.
Also, I really want an American lit list now. (Joscelin Verrai is number 1 forevs.)
Eomer is number 16. *G*
Aragorn is number 2, Legolas 45. However, Tom Bombadil is 21, Severus Snape is 33 and ASLAN IS 32?!
Who the bloody fuck thinks about banging Aslan?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Also, Othello is 35 (that seems like a bad plan), Will Ladislaw is 84 (really?), Sirius Black is 26 (somehow I would have thought he'd get a little higher, but okay) Peter Pan is 68 (is that even legal?!), and Mr. Rochester is number 1 (and Darcy is close at 3).
I was getting really worked up about this and then I reminded myself that I'm getting worked up over pretend people.
Also, I really want an American lit list now. (Joscelin Verrai is number 1 forevs.)
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Date: 2011-05-04 05:22 pm (UTC)Also, out of Shakespeare's entire canon - Othello (okay), Romeo (dumb but cute), and FALSTAFF??? Where's Prince Hal? Where's Hamlet? Where's Benedick? Pfft.
(I'm glad Rochester made #1 though.)
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Date: 2011-05-04 06:34 pm (UTC)And I can't imagine Romeo on anyone's list. He was on about one girl in the morning and onto another by night! PFFT. Not hot!
And Falstaff? Ewww.
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Date: 2011-05-04 07:02 pm (UTC)I dunno. The boy has some good lines. If he weren't seventeen or whatever, I'd just bang him once, then ditch him.