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[caitri]

Todd just dared me to write the first This Means War/Red crossover. And then to have the Chris and Karl characters not hook up. (He wants Chris to hook up with John Malkovich.)

GO AWAY PLOTBUNNIES THIS IS NOT THE TIME.

Comments

[aadarshinah.livejournal.com]

(He wants Chris to hook up with John Malkovich.)

Blasphemy!

[kayim.livejournal.com]

I've been prompting siluria to write the crossover since we saw the trailer last week.

She hasn't caved. Yet.

[avictoriangirl]

(He wants Chris to hook up with John Malkovich.)

DDDDDD8

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

(after the tenture vote :D)

[tocourtdisaster.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. That would be hysterical, for several different reasons. Though I'm still bitter that Chris and Tom's characters don't hook up at any point in the movie because that? That is something I would pay $10 to see. ;)

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

I'd pay $10 not to have to watch the movie without it. >_>

[tocourtdisaster.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should be able to understand what you're trying to say, but for some reason, I can't quite parse your grammar here. So you WANT to see a Tom/Chris hookup or your DON'T want to see a Tom/Chris hookup?

*so confused*

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

...No.

Are you drunk? Again? At WORK, Leah?

No. Wait? Am I drunk? I don't know. It was like 10 minutes ago and I am literally operating on 3 hours of sleep. I've forgotten what I meant. It was probably awesome though.

why do you have all the good icons?

[tocourtdisaster.livejournal.com]

I'm not at work anymore, so if I were drunk (which I'm NOT, thank you very much), it wouldn't be very scandalous. ;)

And I have all the good icons because I'm amazing. CLEARLY.

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

Of course.

Anyway, I was on my phone earlier and messages weren't loading properly so I couldn't see my earlier comment. Now that I'm at a computer I can tell you I meant exactly what I said. In other words, the movie looks awful and without the lure of Chris-on-Tom action you couldn't make me sit through it much less pry the price of admission from my cold, dead fingers.

Clear enough? :D

[tocourtdisaster.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought you meant, but one can never be too sure. ;)

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

If you thought I meant anything else you clearly don't know me at all.

[tocourtdisaster.livejournal.com]

It's the arctic cold, Evi; it's destroyed my ability to reason and caused me to confuse you and Cait.

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

LMAO. You're forgiven.

This time.

[blue-jack.livejournal.com]

D8

D8 D8 D8 D8 D8

DON'T DO IT, CAIT!!!!!!

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

Quiet you. If not this, who KNOWS what she'll write. It will probable have ponies.

[todd samuelson (from livejournal.com)]

Actually, my preference would be to see Chris with Helen Mirren. Whatever will surprise us. (Bonus points for finishing before the next preview is released.)

[caitri.livejournal.com]

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Okay, so the Chris character with Helen Mirren. But what about Ivan???

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

Dead. I am dead. This is a postmortem giggle attack.