caitri | One Day More (A Filk Parody)

(To "One Day More" from Les Mis. Obviously.)

One day more
Another day, another destiny
Another role JJ writes for me
That man who claims to know my peeps
Will surely avoid a smoky beast,
One day more!

{I did not read until today—
How can I live with these new spoilers?

One day more….

{Tomorrow we’ll be worlds away,
And yet, online the fic has started!

>One day more before the movie plays…

{Will Jim & Bones yet stand?

>One more day with those trailers…

{I was born to fic with you…}

>What Tumbler could have known?

{To LJ I’ll be true!

>But I never saw those GIFs!

*One more day before it shows!

{Do we know who Cumberbatch is?

*On the 3D HD screen!

{Did JJ screw the pooch?

*When the line begins to form

{Do I go—do I dare?

*Will you take your place with me?

The time is now! The day is here!

One day more!

[One more day to the screening,
we will be there first in line!
I will join all these fanboys,
they will look like Harry Mudd!

One day more!

~ Watch ‘em run amuck,
Catch ‘em as they flail,
Never know your fandom
‘til the ‘shippers’re stuck,
Here a little het,
There a little slash,
Most of them are ‘ships
That don’t exist that much!

^ One day to a new beginning!
Raise the comm posts high!
Everyone will be a fan!
Everyone will be a fan!
There’s a new world for the ficcing,
There’s an Internet to be won!

Do you hear the fangirls squee?

{My place is here, I watch with you!

One day more!

{I did not live until today!

>One more day until it screens…

{How can I live until it’s started?

[I will join this line here,
I will follow where they go,
I will learn their little spoilers,
I will know the things they know!

One day more!

{Tomorrow we’ll be worlds away!

>What a fic I might have read…

{And yet, with them my fic has started…

[One more day to the screening,
We will get in the line,
We’ll be ready for these fanboys…

~ Watch ‘em run amuck,
Catch ‘em as they flail,
Never know your fandom
‘Til there’s fic for all!

Tomorrow we’ll be far away
Tomorrow is the opening day—

Tomorrow we’ll discover
What JJ Abrams has in store—
One more dawn,
One more day,
One day more!