What is a Coker?
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:56 pmA bit like "Who am I?", no? I'd sent Andrew and the kiddies some presents last week and he said that caused Beastwife "some consternation" as she isn't sure what a Coker is. I replied a Coker is a benevolent demon much like Santa Clause but without the biting the heads off (cf. Buffy). If you are sufficiently bored, write what you think a Coker is. :D
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Date: 2005-09-21 03:08 am (UTC)Function: noun
1 : one who cokes; specifically : drinkers of Coca-Cola beverage products.
2 a : a clever but mischevious sprite; specifically : creatures known to habitate in libraries or archives b : actions characteristic of or customary to these creatures c : gifts made to appease cokers, often consisting of sushi, chocolate and postmodern novels.
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Date: 2005-09-21 03:10 am (UTC)Seriously!!!! I think I'm going to go to CafePress and put it on tshirts for everyone in my family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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Date: 2005-09-21 11:46 am (UTC)