More on Banned Books Week!
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caitriThis time, a funny piece from John Warner.
Other books that should be banned:
Who Moved My Cheese – Spencer Johnston
- I still cannot find my cheese, and frankly, it’s starting to smell.
Old Yeller – Fred Gipson
- This book made me cry at the end. I hate that.
Fundamentals of Calculus – Prof. James P. Schmitt
- Also made me cry.
Cats: The Musical - Book by T.S. Eliot
- It made me laugh, then it made me cry.
The Scarlet Letter - Nathaniel Hawthorn
- Booorrrrringggg!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
- Promotes violence against animals.
Earth in the Balance - Al Gore
- Written by a liberal.
The Holy Bible
- Too much sex with all that “begetting,” and am I the only one who thinks that the Book of Revelations sounds like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie on steroids?
I could go on and on, but the point is that there really isn’t anything that’s much more dangerous than books.
I say, ban them all, except, obviously, my own.
Other books that should be banned:
Who Moved My Cheese – Spencer Johnston
- I still cannot find my cheese, and frankly, it’s starting to smell.
Old Yeller – Fred Gipson
- This book made me cry at the end. I hate that.
Fundamentals of Calculus – Prof. James P. Schmitt
- Also made me cry.
Cats: The Musical - Book by T.S. Eliot
- It made me laugh, then it made me cry.
The Scarlet Letter - Nathaniel Hawthorn
- Booorrrrringggg!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
- Promotes violence against animals.
Earth in the Balance - Al Gore
- Written by a liberal.
The Holy Bible
- Too much sex with all that “begetting,” and am I the only one who thinks that the Book of Revelations sounds like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie on steroids?
I could go on and on, but the point is that there really isn’t anything that’s much more dangerous than books.
I say, ban them all, except, obviously, my own.
