More on Banned Books Week!

[caitri]

This time, a funny piece from John Warner.

Other books that should be banned:

Who Moved My Cheese – Spencer Johnston
- I still cannot find my cheese, and frankly, it’s starting to smell.

Old Yeller – Fred Gipson
- This book made me cry at the end. I hate that.

Fundamentals of Calculus – Prof. James P. Schmitt
- Also made me cry.

Cats: The Musical - Book by T.S. Eliot
- It made me laugh, then it made me cry.

The Scarlet Letter - Nathaniel Hawthorn
- Booorrrrringggg!

To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
- Promotes violence against animals.

Earth in the Balance - Al Gore
- Written by a liberal.

The Holy Bible
- Too much sex with all that “begetting,” and am I the only one who thinks that the Book of Revelations sounds like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie on steroids?

I could go on and on, but the point is that there really isn’t anything that’s much more dangerous than books.

I say, ban them all, except, obviously, my own.

Comments

[100wordspermin.livejournal.com]

I love banned books week; I used it as an excuse to do a presentation and discussion on banning and censorship in my public speaking class at UGA. It's awesome that you're posting all this stuff about it :)