What is This I Don't Even--
Dec. 24th, 2010 07:51 pmOkay so Scott and I went to go get the last holiday odds and ends (ie., general staples, a veggie tray to take to Anna's party tomorrow, last gift cards for family), and THIS was what we saw from the express checkout at the grocery store:

First off, they are getting the EASTER candy out with the CHRISTMAS TREE still up.
(Let's take a moment.)
(Moment taken?)
(Good.)
Secondly, it's Christmas EVE and I now want Cadbury eggs. I want to savor my seasonal treats ONE SEASON AT A TIME, OKAY MASS CULTURE??
Okay, I'm going to go be an adult now. And watch cartoons.
First off, they are getting the EASTER candy out with the CHRISTMAS TREE still up.
(Let's take a moment.)
(Moment taken?)
(Good.)
Secondly, it's Christmas EVE and I now want Cadbury eggs. I want to savor my seasonal treats ONE SEASON AT A TIME, OKAY MASS CULTURE??
Okay, I'm going to go be an adult now. And watch cartoons.