Meme for a Monday
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Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
sharpestscalpel:Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:10 am (UTC)The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
Date: 2011-12-13 04:16 am (UTC)Jim hunches his shoulders slightly, looking awkward. "They made everyone at work really happy. Although with my gluten allergies..." He pulls a face. "I think my boss thought I must be some kind of perv though."
Leonard stares, horrified, until Jim grins at him. "Relax, Bones. Pike knows better than that!"
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:20 am (UTC)Re: The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
Date: 2011-12-13 04:21 am (UTC)Re: The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
Date: 2011-12-13 04:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-12-13 04:45 pm (UTC)The One With the Camera
Date: 2011-12-13 04:55 pm (UTC)"Dammit, Jim!" Leonard licked suddenly dry lips, feeling even more exposed on the bed before the unrelentless red eye of the camera. "Just--would you get over here already?"
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:58 pm (UTC)Re: The One With the Camera
Date: 2011-12-13 06:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-12-13 06:39 pm (UTC)We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This
Date: 2011-12-13 09:40 pm (UTC)"We've gotta stop meeting like this, man." Kirk is digging into a bowl of what may be ravioli or, alternatively, Andorian blood pudding.
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Date: 2011-12-18 03:40 am (UTC)Re: We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This
Date: 2011-12-18 03:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-12-13 08:00 pm (UTC)A Matter of Interpretation
Date: 2011-12-13 09:50 pm (UTC)"Aw, c'mon, Cas," Dean said lightly, with what he hoped was an appropriate mix of amusement and Dude, get the hell with it, "Would the Bible lie?"
"Hey, who wants ice cream?" Sam asked loudly, hoping to deflect--well, everything. Amid the shrieks of glee as the class ran towards the convenient cooler of treats, Dean and Cas remained eye-locked.
"The Bible has several factual inaccuracies," Cas said simply. "These are predominantly caused by humans embellishing the Word of God."
Unfortunately, the otherwise quiet statement rang out loudly in the sudden pause as twenty-four children aged eight to twelve had little wooden spoons in their mouths. Forty-eight very wide eyes--fifty, if you included an embarrassed Sam Winchester--stared at them.
Dean did the only thing he could do. He beamed at them with a confidence he didn't feel. "And after ice cream, how about those Noah's Arc tshirts, huh?"
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Date: 2011-12-13 08:48 pm (UTC)The One With the Silverware
Date: 2011-12-13 09:24 pm (UTC)Leonard chuffed quietly. "Yeah, that's why--I'm just surprised is all, Jim. I'm 'fraid I'm gonna flashback to Nana Kelley's High Tea or somethin'."
Re: The One With the Silverware
Date: 2011-12-14 10:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-12-16 01:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-12-16 01:15 am (UTC)This requires bribery.
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Date: 2011-12-16 01:37 am (UTC)