Meme for a Monday

[caitri]

Stolen from sharpestscalpel:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

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The time the Winchester Brothers had to teach a Vacation Bible School class ;)

A Matter of Interpretation

[caitri.livejournal.com]

All things considered, it was fine until Cas showed up. "That is not an accurate rendering of the Tower of Babel," he stated to little Johnny Stevens in his usual monotone.

"Aw, c'mon, Cas," Dean said lightly, with what he hoped was an appropriate mix of amusement and Dude, get the hell with it, "Would the Bible lie?"

"Hey, who wants ice cream?" Sam asked loudly, hoping to deflect--well, everything. Amid the shrieks of glee as the class ran towards the convenient cooler of treats, Dean and Cas remained eye-locked.

"The Bible has several factual inaccuracies," Cas said simply. "These are predominantly caused by humans embellishing the Word of God."

Unfortunately, the otherwise quiet statement rang out loudly in the sudden pause as twenty-four children aged eight to twelve had little wooden spoons in their mouths. Forty-eight very wide eyes--fifty, if you included an embarrassed Sam Winchester--stared at them.

Dean did the only thing he could do. He beamed at them with a confidence he didn't feel. "And after ice cream, how about those Noah's Arc tshirts, huh?"