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Um. So Shelfsari took hi-res photos of Neil Gaiman's personal library, and cos I'm a dweeb I'm closely skimming them all looking for interesting book recommendations.

Cos, y'know, if it's on Neil's shelf it's probably interesting at the very least right?
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Review: The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman.

So I'd been waiting for this book for ages and it was so worth it. Lots of other reviewers are describing it as The Jungle Book but with dead people, which I guess is true. I think if I were ten again it would have been my favorite book. As it is, I thought it was very sweet and I wanted more at the end, which is always a good thing.

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I'm working on a review of Torchwood for SFRA Review. This begs the question:

Is it still slash when everyone's gay anyway??

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NaNoWriMo? Yeah, reality intruded. Too much writing for job to do. Sigh.
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I like getting the mail when I come home in the evening. I particularly like it when I get reading material and not spam. Today I got the new issues of The American Archivist and Realms of Fantasy, and because I am me I tossed TAA on the couch and opened up RoF.

RoF has a story by Way Jeng called "Somebody Desperately Needed to Be Neil Gaiman."

What would Neil Gaiman have done if he were sitting where I was? Probably start writing a story. He'd have one right away, no problem. He was Neil Gaiman. He could do that sort of thing, being Neil Gaiman and all.

[...]

It was not easy being Neil Gaiman. I suspect it's not easy to be anyone, except possibly one of the homeless people by the train station. You don't have to do very much at all to be one of them.


It's a really well-written story. And of course, the rest of the mag isn't that bad either.

Later,
me
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Yeah, so I went to go see Prince Caspian today and am more than slightly traumatized. This thing really needs to be rated at least PG-13. It was *way* mroe violent than Iron Man. Now generally I don't have a problem with violence in movies, but I make an exception to this puppy because it is advertised *explicitly* as a kiddie picture. Nonetheless, we are treated to: *lots* of stabbings, throat-slittings, getting shot in heads with arrows, getting stabbed in the face, getting beheaded, and getting squished by stone. Um, yeah.

I had previously said upon hearing they planned to make all seven films of the Narnia series that there would be no way anyone would make a feature of The Last Battle. I'm retracting that statement as there was some pretty heavy foreshadowing for that puppy, which you may remember is the volume that is essentially Revelations with talking animals.

I liked this film fine as a movie, and even better if I pretend it has nothing to do with the book that I fondly remember as a child (and frankly, it doesn't much resemble that book anyway, for what it's worth). But the aforementioned issues bother me.

Go read "The Problem of Susan" in Neil Gaiman's Fragile Things. You'll save yourself two hours and some issues.
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WARNING: This post contains lots of profanity.

Much handwringing at year's end from the Times Online which I have yet to learn to *not* read in order to protect my blood pressure.

It was a year in which a certain type of person died — Michelangelo Antonioni, Ingmar Bergman, Norman Mailer, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Jean Baudrillard. These were intellectually pungent, culturally potent individuals, angrily dismissed as often as they were called “great”, “seminal” or “genius”. And with Luciano Pavarotti dead, another type of greatness vanished from the planet.

No Kurt Vonnegut mention? Tsk.

Technology, hype and the sheer profligacy of the arts when confronted with a large, hungry and wealthy audience have created a climate of excess — just too many artists, too much money, too many works and too much noise. Who knows who, now, is great? Even if greatness existed, how would we find it? Do we want greatness, or would we simply prefer choice?

I'm sorry you're bitter about the rise of the blog. Do go on.

As a mass-market product, the novel is dominated by women. Women, overwhelmingly, buy novels; and, as a result, women write them. Chick lit and Aga sagas are now distinct and, seemingly, enduring fictional forms. The “great” novel, however, is dominated by men. Ask any collection of reasonably well-read people who are the great novelists of our time and the chances are they will reel off John Updike, Roth and, probably, DeLillo as if they were one gigantic genius of fiction. “They,” says Ian McEwan, “are the gods.”

Well fuck McEwan up the ass with a stick! He wouldn't know decent prose if it bit him! What the fuck about Neil Gaiman and Diana Gabaldon, who I wager both can say a hell of a lot more about humanity, beauty, and general fucking existence on one fucking page that all of those buggers combined!

D'you want to know why the "great novel" is dominated by men? Because fucking publishers are unable to publish a book by a woman that doesn't have a fucking shoe on the cover! Joanna Kavenna's Inglorious was one of the best new books I read this year, an exploration of depression, mortality, and emotional breakdown, and they have to sell it with a pair of FUCKING SANDALS on the cover!!!!!

The writer tries to back off here with a brief paragraph on two women writers who I've never heard of, and get this:

...in fact, everything she writes is suffused with extraordinary beauty and almost unbearable insight. She is the greatest of all writers on love.

The fuck? Women writers are limited to the fluffy bunny aspects of the emotional spectrum. The hell? Again, read Diana Gabaldon. She had two new books out this year, including Lord John and the Brotherhood of the Blade. I daresay if it had been written by a writer with a penis it would be popping up all over the literary year-end lists because of its explorations of homosexuality in the eighteenth century and its descriptions of life as a British officer, but guess what? No penis: no recognition.

Okay, there's quite a lot more of the article that I'm not breaking down because I'm just too fucking mad. My advice to you, dear readers, is if you choose to read the offending article, don't do so sober.
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First of all I must say that I went out with the gang to Revolution and got hot chocolate only they made it with white chocolate instead of chocolate chocolate and it was AWESOME and I got it at like 6:30 and I'm still bouncy as all get out. Second of all I must say I'm going to natter on at length about Beowulf but I'm not going to spoiler it cos well it's about Beowulf and spoilering it is like spoilering Titanic. Thus let me explain why my inner English major is orgasmic right now and how I imagine lots of English professors are going to handle some bemused students.

1) Beowulf and Language.

Most of the movie they use pretty normal English for the general dialogue and then switch to Old English for the use of Grendel, Grendel's Mother when she's talking to Grendel, and the recitation of a poem or play about Beowulf's deeds (btw I wish I could watch this on DVD as I would be fascinated to learn if the recited poem is actual Beowulf text). There is also a scene of Geat merrymaking where they sing a bawdy song: it's definitely not in Old English but they do use some outdated terminology, e.g. "swive" which I don't think has been used since the late eighteenth century.

ETA: This interview with an English teacher confirms the performance scene as actual Beowulf text in Old English.

2) Historical Context.

I want to direct people to Beowulf in Hypertext where they cover lots of useful stuff better than I could about Geats, Danes, Christianity, etc. Also it has some nice scans of the original text. Suffice to say: fifth century Denmark was really friggin' cold, hard, and depressing. That lil mouse killed by a hawk? It's a really useful metaphor.

3) Sex and Reproductive Anxiety.

No I'm not going to talk just about Angelina Jolie, though I could. First of all you see the sexual mores of the time: Hrothgar has the use of his wife and other pretty girls. So does Beowulf. Adultery isn't much of an issue beyond the emotional. Worth noting is the fact that the Danish women can and do say "no" and when they do so it is respected.

Sexual imagery pervades the film. A woman jokes about Beowulf's three legs. When he has his nude fight sequence, the sword is strategically placed, and not just to keep that PG-13 rating if you know what I mean. The very bawdy song is very bawdy indeed.

The sexual imagery is deeply representative with Grendel's Mother. Her cave *coff* happens to have a slit of an entrance and be covered with pubic-like brambles. Wiglaf warns Beowulf that she is likely a "water demon" and should therefore "not be fought in her element." Guess where he fights her--and loses. She dissolves his sword *coff* into silvery drops that pool on the ground and display their embrace to the audience.

[I also have to comment on the fact that Grendel's Mother has high heel-like talons on the back of her feet. Begging the question: what is it with guys and the naked women clad only in heels??]

Water is the feminine realm here. We also see in a flashback Beowulf's fight with sea monsters and his embrace with a mermaid. Grendel's Mother (and I'm so tired of typing that, they really should have given her her own name) visits Beowulf in his sleep, succubus-like; taking the form of Queen Wealthow, she hovers over him, her hair floating about and generally looking wavery like the mermaid. When Hrothgar dies, his body is washed into the sea with Grendel's Mother's--to heck with it, she's GM from now on--trademark gleam under the water. When Beowulf's funeral barge is out in the waves, we see GM embracing him once more as he goes under the water.

I also want to mention GM's nipples: suggestively demonic or at least asexual. [I'm pretending the MPAA Ratings Board had no say.]

Alright, Fathers and Sons time. Grendel is Hrothgar's nightmare: Beyond being horrific in appearance and fond of eating human flesh, he is also stolidly a Mama's Boy. Ditto for Beowulf's Dragon. It's telling that these are the only sons each bear: what worse in those days to not only have an evil son, but have to kill him and become a kinslayer? (as invoked by Unferth who slew his brothers)--which back in the day usually meant you'd get kicked out of your own hearth and clan and have to find a new home if you could (Unferth's own background??) It's sort of a retro thing that guys are afraid of feminine biology--the birth process (Grendel looks rotting and unfinished--a bit of aa scaling rotting abortion), the large creepy cave; possibly even child-rearing (hey, GM does it all).

ETA: Cf. the same issue in the Arthur legendry. Insert "Arthur", "Morgause," and "Mordred" where necessary.

4) Christianity vs. Paganism

The aforementioned site covers what we know of the manuscript, so I'm just going to cover what we see in the film. We first hear of the Christ from Unferth as he has a companiable pee with another thane. Apparently, if you follow this guy, you'll get to live forever. (Beats Valhalla and Ragnarok and fighting until the end of the universe maybe, right?) Unferth brings it up again in a scene I'm hazy with now but is when Beowulf is introduced and he calls him a liar; Beowulf reveals Unferth's kinslaying past. Forgiveness must sound nice to a kinslayer, right? Maybe it's unsurprising then that it appears that Unferth becomes a priest; his chapel's cross-steeple burned away by the dragon, he himself is rescued and brought to the Hall on a litter that looks suspiciously cross-like.

When Beowulf is old, he claims the Christ-God has killed all the heroes; war is not heroic, it is just a sad, dirty thing. We later see him with the Queen, who carries an embroidery thingie with an image that looks Mary-like half-done; accompanying her is a silent, grim looking fellow in a red robe with a big gold cross on it. It should be noted that in the manuscript, which may or may not have been Christian in origin, peace is a virtue--anachronistic in what we know of fifth century Nordic culture. So feel free to read war=good=pagan and peace=good=Christian.

Contrast with paganism: people talk about prayers to Odin a fair bit. I have to digress here twice. The first is when I was in high school and my English teacher was explaining Beowulf in the context of how everything was cold and scary and everyone absolutely "flocked" to Christianity cos it offered that Heaven thing that sounds so nice. The second is the fact that in modern-day Scandinavia, the old ways are still very much in play and never left. People may go to Orthodox church but they also give propitiary prayers to Odin everytime they want to build a bridge or what have you.

GM is introduced as the last of the demons. Now it's also quite true that Christianity has been known to demonize the old gods when they can't co-opt them. E.G. Brigid can be a saint but Cernunnos becomes a devil figure. Thus we can read GM as a pagan goddess: the one who lies with her becomes the king of the land (Celtic myth), she represnets fertility and seduction as traditionally frowned upon in the church, and she is everlasting even when people keep insisting on her death (modern paganism itself).

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5) Mythmaking and Identity.

How many times do we hear "I am Beowulf!" or "You are Beowulf!" Beowulf the hero is a badass. Beowulf the man is a fuckwit and he knows it. It is telling that he tries to keep telling people and they can't or won't see it. Who wants a man when they can have superman? "Is Clark Kent really Superman or maybe just an asshole?" goes Bowling for Soup lyrics.

Much is made of songs of glory. This is contrasted with the slaughter of the Friesians.

Note also Beowulf's nudity: "I will fight him as a man." He partially strips himself before the Friesian, who cowers in bewilderment. (Compare with the Picts and Celts who *loved* to go to war in the nude; they all died with Christianization too.)

Okay it seems like I had even more but my sugar rush has worn off and I'm really sleepy now. More later.

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